Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Truth About Water

Water in bottles is bottled water.

Water that comes out of a faucet is tap water.

Spring water that bubbles up out the ground, put in plastic bottles and sold as magic elixir is spring water.

Water containing minerals and other substances is mineral water.

Mineral water from the French Alps is overpriced water.

Sparkling, soda, and seltzer water is artificially charged with carbon dioxide to make bubbly water.

Glacier water is very old water.

When flavored, water is either a version of Kool-Aid or cola and is flavored water.

Water enhanced with vitamins is vitamins in water.

When enhanced with fruit-flavoring and vitamins, the result is fruit-flavoring and vitamins in water.

Boiling water creates steam – evaporated water.

Ice is solid water.

Solid water in liquid water is ice water.

“Bourbon and branch” is bourbon and water. (Two ounces Bourbon, four ounces water.)

Bourbon (an American form of whiskey) contains corn, wheat and/or rye, malted barley and – water.

The bodies of adult men contain about 60 per cent water.

The bodies of adult women contain abut 55 per cent water.

Water sustains life.

Draw your own conclusions.

Drink up!

© Copyright 2007 Suzzwords

6 comments:

  1. loved that post Suzz, but don't forget that water is also "dihyydrogen Monoxide"
    some of the possible problems are;
    1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting

    2. it is a major component in acid rain

    3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

    4. accidental inhalation can kill you

    5. it contributes to erosion

    6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

    7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

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  2. Betty6:46 PM

    It is ever so much easier to swim in a large quantity of water (pool, lake, ocean, etc.) than in a highball glass of bourbon and water!

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  3. Hmmm, impressive lists...both yours and Peter's. I'm still working on drinking 8 glasses of it a day.

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  4. Suzz
    You are a genius.

    Thanks for this post.

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  5. The minerals in water are what make iontophoresis treatment effective. Iontophoresis is where an electric current while your hands are submerged. the current is run through water to prevent excessive hand and foot sweating.

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