Think about this.
Put a “T” on “here,” and you are already “there.”
Do airline personnel say “boobye” on Halloween?
Can you hit a golf ball off a tee shirt?
If a bird flew into the chimney flue, would it wind up with bird flu?
If you drop a bud into the cake flour, will it still flower?
If you stored sports equipment in your attic, would that be considered the modern-day equivalent of having bats in your belfry?
Does a “beltway” go around a city or help direct a strip of leather around the waist of your pants?
Are “belt loops” a hide tanner’s equivalent of a cereal product?
If you loose weight around your middle, did you waste your waist?
Where does "lost" weight go?
If an end zone and a time zone got married, would their child be the end of time?
Can a “dojo” also be a female deer with a nickname?
If you “toe the line,” are sandals required?
Can you read red tea leaves while riding on the Reading Railroad?
That’s enough from me. Now it’s your turn.
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Hi there, I’ve been relying on using Bloglines to do my daily rounds of the blogroll for a while now, it’s a very time saving method but it feels a bit impersonal at times, so it’s a hot Saturday, I’m gonna sit here and visit with everyone, It won’t feel any different to you but know that I chose to visit today instead of just answering an electronic reminder.
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Hi Suzz, I've always liked; "How much wood would a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper would chop wood"
I'm trying to FOCUS again. Just toooo much information for me to digest this morning. AND now the comment on woodchopper. I need more coffee.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhh, you creative types drive me crazy. My man LOVED it but then you and he think alike. I just shake my head and go on down the pike!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...."If a bee flew into our mouth, would only Buzz words come out?"
ReplyDelete"Could the area a baby plays in legally be called a crawl space?"
This is harder than I thought...still thinking. I might be back Suzz.
fun words Suzz - I am terrible at word games thoug, so I cannot think of any to add, sorry.
ReplyDeleteAbout your paintball attack, what a terrible thing to face, I would be so angry, little thugs (or maybe big thugs) and cowardly!
Thanks for you comments Peter, P. Mona, Anonymous, Joy, and Della. Here's the last of this silly fun I can think up, then I have to call my psychiatrist.
ReplyDeleteIf powered azure dye was caught in the wind, would you say the blue blew?
If you shaved a bear, would it be a bare bear?
After the woodchuck chucks wood, does he store it at Woodstock?
Can you take a short nap at a long wake?
Are the brothers of Mojo called Curleyjo and Larryjo?
The End (maybe)
I have just GOT to quit reading your blogs so early in the morning. OR put bourbon in my coffee to balance out the rest of my day.
ReplyDeleteIf a Friday falls on the 13th, do you still say TGIF?
ReplyDeleteIf a mother has a fever, is she a hot mama?
ReplyDeleteIf a mother has a fever, is she a hot mama?
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