Friday, February 09, 2007

Weird Words

Think about this.

Put a “T” on “here,” and you are already “there.”

Do airline personnel say “boobye” on Halloween?

Can you hit a golf ball off a tee shirt?

If a bird flew into the chimney flue, would it wind up with bird flu?

If you drop a bud into the cake flour, will it still flower?

If you stored sports equipment in your attic, would that be considered the modern-day equivalent of having bats in your belfry?

Does a “beltway” go around a city or help direct a strip of leather around the waist of your pants?

Are “belt loops” a hide tanner’s equivalent of a cereal product?

If you loose weight around your middle, did you waste your waist?

Where does "lost" weight go?

If an end zone and a time zone got married, would their child be the end of time?

Can a “dojo” also be a female deer with a nickname?

If you “toe the line,” are sandals required?

Can you read red tea leaves while riding on the Reading Railroad?

That’s enough from me. Now it’s your turn.

© Copyright 2007 Suzzwords


  1. Hi there, I’ve been relying on using Bloglines to do my daily rounds of the blogroll for a while now, it’s a very time saving method but it feels a bit impersonal at times, so it’s a hot Saturday, I’m gonna sit here and visit with everyone, It won’t feel any different to you but know that I chose to visit today instead of just answering an electronic reminder.
    Have a good day.
    Hi Suzz, I've always liked; "How much wood would a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper would chop wood"

  2. p. mona8:41 AM

    I'm trying to FOCUS again. Just toooo much information for me to digest this morning. AND now the comment on woodchopper. I need more coffee.

  3. Anonymous2:09 PM

    Ohhhhhhhhh, you creative types drive me crazy. My man LOVED it but then you and he think alike. I just shake my head and go on down the pike!

  4. Hmmm...."If a bee flew into our mouth, would only Buzz words come out?"

    "Could the area a baby plays in legally be called a crawl space?"

    This is harder than I thought...still thinking. I might be back Suzz.

  5. fun words Suzz - I am terrible at word games thoug, so I cannot think of any to add, sorry.

    About your paintball attack, what a terrible thing to face, I would be so angry, little thugs (or maybe big thugs) and cowardly!

  6. Thanks for you comments Peter, P. Mona, Anonymous, Joy, and Della. Here's the last of this silly fun I can think up, then I have to call my psychiatrist.

    If powered azure dye was caught in the wind, would you say the blue blew?

    If you shaved a bear, would it be a bare bear?

    After the woodchuck chucks wood, does he store it at Woodstock?

    Can you take a short nap at a long wake?

    Are the brothers of Mojo called Curleyjo and Larryjo?

    The End (maybe)

  7. p. mona8:21 AM

    I have just GOT to quit reading your blogs so early in the morning. OR put bourbon in my coffee to balance out the rest of my day.

  8. Jenifer4:29 PM

    If a Friday falls on the 13th, do you still say TGIF?

  9. Jenifer4:30 PM

    If a mother has a fever, is she a hot mama?

  10. Jenifer4:31 PM

    If a mother has a fever, is she a hot mama?