Extreme poodle grooming!? How can dog lovers actually do THIS to a proud breed descended from the hard-working German water retriever?
Cock-a-Poodle-Doo
Have our brains overloaded on the quest to compete and excel in anything, even it it’s stupid?
Here's an idea: Combine Extreme Poodle Grooming with Competitive Eating (Yes, Virginia, there is an International Federation of Competitive Eating . I didn’t believe it either.)
The poodle groomers compete first by seeing how many hot dogs they can swallow in three minutes, then present their extremely-groomed dogs.
Following the presentation, the dogs chase their presenters around the ring and be scored on how many nips they inflict on the presenters in five minutes. The groomers “win” by running off the gorged hot dogs and the idiotic-looking dogs "win" revenge.
Win-Win.
For those who have never seen a hot dog eating contest, here’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest 2008.
Their contestants' mothers must be so proud; their cardiologists horrified.
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O, for heaven's sake! My word! Love seeing you online again. Post away!
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Sigh. Truly weird.
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable -- except you have photos to prove it. Some people have way... too much free time on their hands.
ReplyDeleteWeird isn't the word Susan. Slip over the edge??? Let's say they jumped. I got these in an e-mail....but a lot more. I was thinking of posting them...but I don't think I will. Did you see the others? YIKES! You should see the one that looks like a camel! Yep, you heard me...a CAMEL!!! How could anyone do that to a dog?? Maybe they ate too many hot dogs.... ~Joy
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