Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Stupid Enough?

Humm. Just how stupid is enough to qualify for being stupid enough? To determine the level of stupidity that is just enough to appear intelligent but do stupid things, I came up with this purely ridiculous and unscientific test. Not that I, personally, would ever do any of these stupid things, but I heard that my friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s girlfriend’s father actually was stupid enough to rank a perfect 10. How do you rank on the “Stupid Enough” scale?

1. Have you ever been stupid enough to lock your keys in the car?

2. Have you ever been stupid enough to stand in front of the fridge trying to remember what you were looking for?

3. Have you ever been stupid enough to jump out of bed, panic because the alarm didn’t go off, scramble to get ready for work, then realize it’s your day off?

4. Have you ever been stupid enough to “tattoo” yourself with marker pens thinking the design would wash right off?

5. Have you ever been stupid enough to turn on a garden hose full force, let a four-year-old hold the “business” end and really think you were not going to get wet?

6. Have you ever been stupid enough to let your best friend convince you to let him/her pierce your ears with a needle and cork after being told it wouldn't really hurt that bad?

7. Have you ever been stupid enough to think when your car fuel gage shows “Empty” it just means you have plenty of gas to reach the service station?

8. Have you ever been stupid enough to think it’s not me, it’s them?

9. Have you ever been stupid enough to add a cup more rice to the cooking pot because what’s in there just doesn’t look like enough to feed two people?

10. Have you ever been stupid enough to participate in other stupid tests like this one?


Ranking

If you answered 7 to 10 questions with a “yes,” you are stupid enough to associate with all the rest of us.

If you answered 4 to 6 questions with a “yes,” you are borderline stupid enough, you just haven’t lived long enough to become stupid enough like the rest of us. Keep trying.

If you answered 2 to 3 questions with a “yes,” you are almost perfect or you are kidding yourself.

If you only answered none or one question with a “yes,” you have a really poor memory, live in a dream world, or actually believe you are absolutely perfect. Seek immediate help!

© Copyright 2008 Suzzwords

6 comments:

  1. Betty9:07 PM

    Oh, thank goodness, I'm stupid enough to fit in nicely with all the rest of the crowd. By the way, back in the sixties I think I dated the neighbor's nephew of your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s girlfriend’s father.

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  2. Sue Too6:36 PM

    Oooh, you had me at number one! Back in college I left my keys in my car at a rest stop, with the lights on. Thank goodness for a kind stranger who knew how to wield a coat hanger. I can answer a healthy number of the rest as yes, too. My sweet hubby kindly calls my episodes of stupidity "blonde moments." May we all live long enough to have those special stupid moments...and be smart enough to laugh about them!

    Sue Too

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  3. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah....I'm stupid enough. Thank God.

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  4. Why, just yesterday I locked the keys in my car with the car RUNNING! DUH. I was transporting 18 giant helium balloons for a party and was told by the "balloonist" that I shouldn't let the gaseous-filled orbs be exposed to the heat. So, when I stopped at the florist to pick up the celebratory greenery & flowers I left the car on to ensure that the balloons wouldn't explode in the 95 degree hotness. That would have been just dandy if I hadn't, by force of habit, automatically locked the car door. I believe this Act of Random Stupidity (A.R.S., pronounced arrrse, as in dumb arrrse) qualifies me for membership in the club.

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  5. LoveM9:46 AM

    Oh yes, I admit to being stupid BUT I haven't lived long enough to fit in with everyone else. I am well on my way though!

    Thanks for the chuckles

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  6. "If you answered 4 to 6 questions with a “yes,” you are borderline stupid enough, you just haven’t lived long enough to become stupid enough like the rest of us. Keep trying."

    That's me but this test is stupid cause I have lived long enough to qualify for anything or anybody's definition of stupid
    PS I love stupid tests

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