Monday, July 04, 2011

Fireworks in Caveman Days


Manly Hunter No. 1: Ug, me got fire stick. What you got?

Manly Hunter No. 2: Me got boom boom stick.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Go boom boom?

Manly Hunter No. 2: No. Go B O O O O M!

Manly Hunter No. 1: How make go B O O O O M!?

Manly Hunter No. 2: Make go B O O O O M! with fire stick.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Ooooooh, me got fire stick. Where stick?

Manly Hunter No. 2: Stick fire stick here on  boom boom stick.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Then what?

Manly Hunter No. 2: Jump back.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Jump back? Howkum jump back?

Manly Hunter No. 2: Boom boom stick blow up. Make sparklies in sky.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Me stick fire stick on boom boom stick.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Jump back.

BOOOOM!

Manly Hunter No. 1: Wooooooh!. That fun. Got more boom boom stick?

Manly Hunter No. 2: No more boom boom stick. That all.

Manly Hunter No. 1: Oh, wanna go get six-pack silly water and throw meat in fire?

Manly Hunter No. 2: Why not. Got no more boom boom stick.

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